All Over the Place

July 10, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Posted in The Bucket, Working | 1 Comment

Things kids have brought up with me today:

  • Lil’ Wayne
  • bisexuality
  • drive by shootings
  • smoking blunts
  • smoking blunts before a GED test
  • smoking blunts with bullet fragments in your lungs
  • Lil’ Wayne
  • getting “spanked” at pool
  • getting off home confinement
  • probation officers
  • why Cape Verdeans rock
  • the high one gets from stealing
  • deadbeat dads
  • why white people can’t dance
  • stolen freezer pops
  • Etch a Sketch masterpieces
  • why you should marry someone 20 years younger than you
  • You Tube videos
  • why I shouldn’t be able to use the phrase “I haven’t seen you in a minute”
  • a murderer’s arraignment
  • whose gun it was
  • someone’s new job
  • if Lil’ Wayne is attractive or not
  • nappy ‘fros
  • metal ‘fro picks vs. plastic ones
  • getting a bouncy house for free
  • if going into a dunk tank constitutes community service hours
  • who’s got a worse short term memory, me or Hurricane
  • group homes
  • why talking about your feelings is hard
  • why I am beast

Yes, I do talk about and listen to Lil’ Wayne daily.

And I only worked eight hours today.

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  1. Oh man and I thought my summer camp was bad!!!!!!! My kids only brought up how many houses their parents own and on which islands. What a world.

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