All Over the Place

July 10, 2008 at 7:04 pm | Posted in The Bucket, Working | 1 Comment

Things kids have brought up with me today:

• Lil’ Wayne
• bisexuality
• drive by shootings
• smoking blunts
• smoking blunts before a GED test
• smoking blunts with bullet fragments in your lungs
• Lil’ Wayne
• getting “spanked” at pool
• getting off home confinement
• probation officers
• why Cape Verdeans rock
• the high one gets from stealing
• deadbeat dads
• why white people can’t dance
• stolen freezer pops
• Etch a Sketch masterpieces
• why you should marry someone 20 years younger than you
• You Tube videos
• why I shouldn’t be able to use the phrase “I haven’t seen you in a minute”
• a murderer’s arraignment
• whose gun it was
• someone’s new job
• if Lil’ Wayne is attractive or not
• nappy ‘fros
• metal ‘fro picks vs. plastic ones
• getting a bouncy house for free
• if going into a dunk tank constitutes community service hours
• who’s got a worse short term memory, me or Hurricane
• group homes
• why talking about your feelings is hard
• why I am beast

Yes, I do talk about and listen to Lil’ Wayne daily.

And I only worked eight hours today.